Earlier this month readers all around the world learned that Jamie Dornan would not be showing his penis in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey,’ and the internet kind of went crazy about it.
If you were disappointed by the announcement, then this trailer probably won’t make you feel any better. The trailer itself is more of a commercial, for another trailer, expected to premiere on November 13 during an episode of Scandal. We do have to give the marketing department credit for landing Scandal as the perfect promotional tie-in, but they lose points for teasing the lamest trailer for a sultry film released in 2014.
The film’s Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele will be played by Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. Other castings include; Luke Grimes as Elliot, Christian’s brother; Victor Rasuk as José, Anastasia’s close friend; Eloise Mumford as Kate, Anastasia’s best friend and roommate; Marcia Gay Harden as Dr. Grace Trevelyan Grey, Christian’s mother; Rita Ora as Mia, Christian’s sister; Max Martini as Taylor, Christian’s bodyguard; Callum Keith Rennie as Ray, Anastasia’s stepfather; Jennifer Ehle as Carla, Anastasia’s mother; and Dylan Neal as Bob, Carla’s husband.